ActionScript 10.0 Adds Time Travel

by Walter Westinghouse

January 1, 2015. The rumors swirling around the tech community recently have been confirmed today as lead Flash Player engineer, Dr. Eldon Tyrell, announced that ActionScript 10.0 will support time travel. Ever since the concept of time travel was popularized by H. G. Wells in 1895, humans have yearned for the ability to travel through time, and now it's a reality.

Flash Player QA lead Roy Batty, agreed. "We're happy to add this feature to human BioChips everywhere using the standard Express Install Opt-In process. Flash Player has long been a leader in bringing immersive experiences to humans. Just search Google for your favorite feature and you'll likely find that it's supported."

Users of the antiquated "desktop computing" model can't take advantage of this feature, nor can users of the recently standardized HTML5.