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The reviews on this Web site do not correspond to reality. Any correspondence, real, imagined, or conjured up after a week of sleepless nights and heavy caffeine abuse is purely coincidental.

How To Lose Friends and Fail in Life

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Tired of sabotaging yourself endlessly? With this book, the author Chris Chu explains how to level the playing field and take on a challenge you can really master. So throw away those old self-help books and start accomplishing something!

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Europe: Great Places to Miss

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Europe is brimming with world class attractions: glorious art galleries, charming bed-and-breakfast inns, old school restaurants and much more. But who can afford it? This book carefully documents some of the best attractions across Europe, and provides detailed plans that explain how to miss them and keep your last few paltry cents in your pocket. Guaranteed to keep you out of debtor's prison when you return home. (You did buy a return ticket in advance, right?)

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